Dec 1, 2013

Break-up stories

Visit boyfriendreplacement.com and read the stories of how people broke up with their exes. Which story do you think is the most amusing, or the most heartbreaking?

Here's an example:

Wet Rat
I can't believe this really happened. My boyfriend and I had been dating about three years. He lives on a beautiful yacht on the San Francisco Bay. We went sailing all the time and liked to hang out together on the boat. One day I decided to suprise him by visiting him on the boat in the afternoon. When I got there I called out to him as I hoisted myself onto the deck. He came running out of the cabin and looked distressed, instead of happy, to see me. He said, "Please leave, Gen!" I knew something was going on, so I pushed past him and ran to the cabin. He tried to stop me, but I was too fast. Inside the cabin, under the sheets was a woman. I ran back up the steps and started screaming at him. He said, "Get out, I don't want to see you anymore". As he turned to unfurl the mainsail, I stepped towards him and and shoved him over the rail into the bay. Then, as the wet rat was scrambling to get out of the ice water, I went back into the cabin and grabbed the $800 Williams-Sonoma Espresso machine I gave him and threw that overboard, too.
-Genevieve, SF

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